Lift ay bost any more.
One of the annoying things living here, apart from the slap headed psychopath downstairs, is the fact I have a rubbish chute right next to my bedroom down which people post all sorts of noisy stuff. First time I heard it, it sounded like the side of the building was falling off.
It is supposed to be for small items of rubbish, but it sounds like they are trying to get moun tain bikes, filing cabinets and live animals down there.
There is a rule that it shouldn't be used after eight at night and before eight in the morning, but this escapes some of the thick bastards on the seventh floor (and this one too as the chute flap is half way between the two floors).
I'd thought about asking Wally the Welder to pop a dab of weld on the flap so it can't be opened and then I had the idea of posting amusing laminated signs like POST NO FECAL MATTER, but of course I am the only person in the building probably who knows what fecal means.
Or maybe one with a graphic of a policeman holding up his hand in a prohibitive manner which reads, REMEMBER THE RULE, NO ANIMAL LARGER THAN A GERBIL DOWN THIS CHUTE !
But to be serious for a moment, I am tempted to really put one out there which reads 8PM to 8AM, DO NOT USE - THAT MEANS YOU TWAT !
Pity I don't have a working printer.



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