Who lives in a house like this ???

Is it me ?  No.  Is it OBC?  No, is it Wally the Welder ?  No.  Then who is it ?

This is Madonna's London home.

My pal Andy works in this street a lot and he sees here popping in and out.  She's not waved to him or asked him in for a frothy cappuccino, but he has had his brush with fame.  Claudia Winkleman (who), smiled at him in the street.

I commented maybe she's got a thing for podgy old geezers with white vans...