Remember Wireless Tone ? aka Sick Tone, Farmer Tone though he doesn't grow anything any more. and Warthog ( his wife calls him the latter).
I always teased him when we worked together as to him a Screwfix (power tools and all that stuff) catalogue was better than a tits and arse mag for manly arousal. I used to leave rolled up copies of the catalogue behind the cistern for him in the works lavvy.
As you can see here, he's got a butch rubber encased laser guided JCB tape measure. Like Caterpillar, JCB in the UK make big tractors and diggers. Tone has worked on their plant lines and I looked after their account visiting the factory in Rocester many times. JCB have now started doing branded stuff for blokey blokes (like Tone) so as well as a laser guided tape measure, you can get boots, work gear even mobile phones which are rubber encased too and have a heavy duty vibrate so blokes like Tone can keep em down their underpants and double the thrill. Tone aspires to a JCB phone the models of which have names like "Tradesman" "Site Manager and "Really Butch Fucker".
I couldn't run to a phone for him as they'm a bit pricey, but I did get him some blokey socks which have kevlar reinforced toes (for wearing inside steel toecap boots (the blurb on the pack is well convincing).
So now he's got the branded tape measure, the socks and the wire wool jockstrap, lucky boy.
You'll be the envy of the lads on site tomorrow our Tone !
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