The Chalk play on words

I was telling Charlie Chalk this morning, how I'd offset my butchers bill by making a large number of little signs with things like RUMP STEAK - HAND RAISED PORK PIE (as opposed to those just left to grow up on their own).

To make them more durable, I told him I'd laminated them as opposed to "porkinated or beefinated he enquired."

OK everybody - The Welder is back tonight, so expect 15 hundred plus pictures on Flickr of his trip to Poland, brace yerself...